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Spedtard 

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.
Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.
Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019
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Spedtard 

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard
You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!
Spedtard by Sarah March 6, 2004
A contraction of the words retarded and Swedish, often used to refer to certain Swedish World of Warcraft gamers.
Swetards are often (but not exclusively) young players who have yet to mature and/or learn to play the game.
The term swetard is commonly used on the European World of Warcraft server "Shattered Hand", which is infested with them.

Swetards insist on asking "from?" to anyone that joins the group, or simply revert to the dreaded "SWE?".

Swetards often spam all forms of chat in Swedish.
This strange and annoying phenomenon has 2 possible origins:
- Swetards are too stupid to learn English and depend on the little manglish they know.
- Swetards are too arrogant to conform to the official server language, which is English.
Goddamn swetards wiped my pug again. >_<
I hate swetards and I hope Blizzard gives them their own server soon!
Stupid swetards won't stop spamming trade and general chat again... >_<
Swetard by I_D January 6, 2009

spenard divorce 

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.
Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.
spenard divorce by kajoe August 28, 2006
Swedish person incessantly dumb, ergo retarded.

Typically used for swedish people who are new to the internet, and computers and have no idea how to handle them. Your average swetard is fanatical about the game 'World Of Warcraft' and lets it consume their life, rejecting even their closest friends to frolic in its polygons.
Swetard: I love WoW and think its better than rl.

1337Brit: oh gawd its a swetard. *facepalm*
Swetard by Flamecakes July 5, 2009

spenard satans 

The Spenard Association Trails And Neighborhood Safety. a bike club turned musical group that lives, works, and plays in Spenard, Alaska.
Are you going to the spenard Satans show tonight?

Hell yeah see you at the roadhouse.
spenard satans by dirtyboytheOG December 10, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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