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Spermjacking 

Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.
"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."
Spermjacking by Divisionbear June 23, 2009

Superfuckinastrocunted 

When you achieve a higher tier of existence and have to let everyone know how smashed you are
Mate, I am superfuckinastrocunted- I wanna freestyle so bad

sportfuckin' 

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.
"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"
sportfuckin' by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

spellfucker 

Another name for the spellchecker/autocorrect on your cell phone
I texted my boss to say I googled the new employee but spellfucker changed "googled" to "fondled."
spellfucker by JipFurr April 8, 2011

superfucked 

The state of being entirely screwed and/or fucked over by a given set of circumstances, either brought on by outside forces or by one's self.
Did you hear that Eric is totally superfucked for that interview he has tomorrow? He's in way over his head.
superfucked by Woodyyeahyeah January 5, 2009

Sporkfucker 

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."
Sporkfucker by Sah-gay February 16, 2005
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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