Spermfuck

The rash you get when you have dived/ spearfished all day in coral spawn

I had a sicky on Thursday man but my spermfuck face gave me away

by Diverdick March 11, 2015

Spermjacking

Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.

"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."

by Divisionbear June 23, 2009

Superfuckinastrocunted

When you achieve a higher tier of existence and have to let everyone know how smashed you are

Mate, I am superfuckinastrocunted- I wanna freestyle so bad

by Moncrieff2021 January 24, 2021

sportfuckin'

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.

"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

spellfucker

Another name for the spellchecker/autocorrect on your cell phone

I texted my boss to say I googled the new employee but spellfucker changed "googled" to "fondled."

by JipFurr April 8, 2011

superfucked

The state of being entirely screwed and/or fucked over by a given set of circumstances, either brought on by outside forces or by one's self.

Did you hear that Eric is totally superfucked for that interview he has tomorrow? He's in way over his head.

by Woodyyeahyeah January 5, 2009

Sporkfucker

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

by Sah-gay February 16, 2005