spellfucker

Another name for the spellchecker/autocorrect on your cell phone

I texted my boss to say I googled the new employee but spellfucker changed "googled" to "fondled."

by JipFurr April 8, 2011

Skullfucker

Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker:

A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.

Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed.

Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.

Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

by D Pereira December 30, 2003

Skullfuckery

Malicious mockery, directed at one individual, with the intention of causing that individual mental and emotional anguish on a comparable level to having their eye socket violated with a hard cylindrical object.

1: That was some pretty serious Skullfuckery there man.

2: Yeah, she's crying in the corner like you just raped her puppy.

by spazmate December 8, 2009

Skullfucker

it means what it suggests. fucking someone in the face with no respect to the recipitant.

e.g. instead of a girl sucking your cock, you fuck her mouth until she crys or vomits. (eithers good)

by onecleanpunch November 29, 2003

skullfucker

An offensive term of a psychiatrist. A professional who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders.

That skullfucker tried to get me to talk about myself even though he is a complete stranger to me.

by SoulChain January 22, 2014

Skullfucker

Skullfucking is just another name for intense oral sex where the "top" takes the lead and actually fucks the mouth until he shoots his load.

These two guys took turns skullfucking me until they both shot huge loads in my mouth and throat.

by Letmeworshipit July 6, 2005

Skullfuckery

The act of fucking someone's skull, especially through the eye socket.

John realized when he turned the lights on that the fantastic blowjob he had been receiving was no blowjob at all; instead, the woman had removed her glass eye and he was engaging in skullfuckery.

by Bane_Sidhe November 2, 2010