Spermjacking

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Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.

"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."

Spermjacking by Divisionbear June 23, 2009

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Spermtaking

Similar to "Breathtaking," this is when a girl is so attractive that it may cause a man to need to or want to ejaculate.

Person 1: Dude, Lia has been looking pretty spermtaking lately hasn't she?
Person 2: You're telling me dude, i'm just going to need about thirty seconds in the bathroom real quick...

Spermtaking by ralphparker December 26, 2010

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spermsuckingfudgepacker

whoever thought of and/or uses this word

spermsuckingfudgepacker is a spermsuckingfudgepacking word

spermsuckingfudgepacker by Adam McD May 18, 2003

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spermsuckingfudgepacker

also known as a Total McKenzie.

Man that Robx is a spermsuckingfudgepacker. He loves the manlove.

spermsuckingfudgepacker by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004

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spermsuckingfudgepacker

its a gay guy

Tina's ex boyfriend is a flaming spermsuckingfudgepacker.

spermsuckingfudgepacker by Jenni December 29, 2003

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Superjacking

jacking your shit so hard you cause your balls to slam together with such strength their individual atoms collide and cause an explosion so strong it manages to rupture space and time itself, sending you back 2 years giving you time to change your mind on searching for vaporeon porn

John: I AM SUPERJACKING!!!!!!!

Superjacking by Dickhead Daniel October 23, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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