Divisionbear's definitions

Azeroth

A vast purgatory where the once good go to die.

Player: "WTFWHYHAVENTTHEYNERFEDTEHPALLYZYET? I hate Azeroth and wish this blight cleansed."

Non-player: "Word. Got any Joose, the official beverage of underage WoW players everywhere?"

by Divisionbear August 30, 2009

Canyon Lake, TX

1. commonly known as the drug capital of the World, with a high crime rate and little local culture. It consists of three liquor stores, several convenience stores and incalculable bars. It is also where monster trucks are born.

2. Where your dealer lives.

"I had to go Canyon Lake, TX to pick up this dank, and not only is it not dank but rather dirt and leaves, while I was there someone stole my baby!"

by Divisionbear May 7, 2009

Spice

Nondescriptive, all-encompassing drug found in the Star Wars universe. It is believed to be a dusky red, fine-grained substance.

"Bitch, you best get out the way before my Spice kicks in and I break my foot off in your ass."

by Divisionbear May 8, 2009

Magdalene complex

Referring to a female who is attracted to beards.

"Jill has a Magdalene complex. If he looks like Jesus, she's all up on it like Communion wine."

by Divisionbear July 31, 2009

Luminosity

a 1996 Chevy Lumina, tricked out to no end and capable of cruising hyperspace.

"Ready to hit the strip club? You know bitches holla when we roll up in Luminosity."

by Divisionbear May 7, 2009

AHWS

Always Hunt Wild Gnome - Term characterizing the belief that to truly to be enjoyed, Gnome must not be eaten in a rendered, processed or liquid form, but rather be caught wild and served in a variety of ways made popular by chefs specializing in Gnome-based delicacies. It is believed and even revered by hunters that the thrill of the hunt enhances flavor.

Disgusted hunter: "Hark! Is that Gnome you're..DRINKING? Why on Azeroth would you ever do such a wretched thing? Remember to always AHWS and you shall be enjoying the frenzied and robust flavor of the untamed Gnome until your own glorious end!"

by Divisionbear May 10, 2009

Lamb's Breath

A potent variety of Marijuana characterized by it's dark purple color and milky undertone.

"I got my Lamb's Breath, and I got my two Jooses. Now all I need is a way to the Nickelback show. Yeeaaah!"

by Divisionbear May 10, 2009