13 definitions by Divisionbear

1. commonly known as the drug capital of the World, with a high crime rate and little local culture. It consists of three liquor stores, several convenience stores and incalculable bars. It is also where monster trucks are born.

2. Where your dealer lives.
"I had to go Canyon Lake, TX to pick up this dank, and not only is it not dank but rather dirt and leaves, while I was there someone stole my baby!"
by Divisionbear May 7, 2009
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Slang term used to describe a high mileage, less than desirable vagina.
"Excuse me, madam. Despite our meeting showing initial promise, your beefcase has left me incapable of continuing. I take my leave. Good evening."
by Divisionbear August 24, 2009
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A potent strain of marijuana, a reference to sitcom Family Matters character Steve Urkel.
"This Urkelberry is indeed the shiznit."
by Divisionbear May 8, 2009
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Referring to a female who is attracted to beards.
"Jill has a Magdalene complex. If he looks like Jesus, she's all up on it like Communion wine."
by Divisionbear July 20, 2009
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Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.
"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."
by Divisionbear June 22, 2009
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Nondescriptive, all-encompassing drug found in the Star Wars universe. It is believed to be a dusky red, fine-grained substance.
"Bitch, you best get out the way before my Spice kicks in and I break my foot off in your ass."
by Divisionbear May 8, 2009
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a 1996 Chevy Lumina, tricked out to no end and capable of cruising hyperspace.
"Ready to hit the strip club? You know bitches holla when we roll up in Luminosity."
by Divisionbear May 7, 2009
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