13 definitions by Divisionbear
"This Urkelberry is indeed the shiznit."
by Divisionbear May 8, 2009
1. commonly known as the drug capital of the World, with a high crime rate and little local culture. It consists of three liquor stores, several convenience stores and incalculable bars. It is also where monster trucks are born.
2. Where your dealer lives.
2. Where your dealer lives.
"I had to go Canyon Lake, TX to pick up this dank, and not only is it not dank but rather dirt and leaves, while I was there someone stole my baby!"
by Divisionbear May 7, 2009
"Excuse me, madam. Despite our meeting showing initial promise, your beefcase has left me incapable of continuing. I take my leave. Good evening."
by Divisionbear August 24, 2009
"Ya," replied Hazel. I've come to help you to silflay. It'll do you good to and we can clean up better outside. Come on: it's a lovely afternoon, all sun and leaves."
by Divisionbear May 7, 2009
Player: "WTFWHYHAVENTTHEYNERFEDTEHPALLYZYET? I hate Azeroth and wish this blight cleansed."
Non-player: "Word. Got any Joose, the official beverage of underage WoW players everywhere?"
Non-player: "Word. Got any Joose, the official beverage of underage WoW players everywhere?"
by Divisionbear May 7, 2009
to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.
"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."
by Divisionbear May 15, 2009
Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.
"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."
by Divisionbear June 22, 2009