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Speedofile
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A middle aged man who hangs around
swimming
pools in skin
tight
trunks who offers to help children in and out of the
pool
.
Mummy
,
mummy
, who's that strange looking man in the
tight
trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him
Speedofile
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Smed69
February 18, 2005
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