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Speedofile
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A middle aged man who hangs around
swimming
pools in skin
tight
trunks who offers to help
children
in and out of the pool.
Mummy, mummy, who's that
strange
looking man in the
tight
trunks ? He's a speedofile
darling
...stay away from him
Speedofile
by
Smed69
February 18, 2005