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Spedofile 

Sexual predator of the mentally retarded; nothing to do with being underage... they're victims are just really stupid.
Someone: hey did you hear joey is going out with avril lavigne?
Someone else: aw man, I told you that kid was a spedofile!
Spedofile by Fox Infrared November 25, 2003
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spedofile 

A middle aged man who offers to help small children in and out of a public pool while wearing a spedo.
"wow little girl let me help you before you slip in the pool"
"NO daughter that man is a spedofile"
spedofile by _radke_xd_ March 13, 2018

Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell
the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class
pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

V.I.Pedofile 

Any celebrity who is generally considered to be,or convicted of being a Pedofile.
Most V.I Pedofiles exploit their celebrity status in order to do so.
Watkins, Savile, Jacko ect.
"Hey did you see the news about Rolf Harris "?

"Yeah. I had no idea he was a V.I.Pedofile !"
V.I.Pedofile by Nordic Badger February 21, 2014

pedofile 

A computer file containing child pornography.
His PC is full of pedofiles.
pedofile by Mr.Bukakke June 1, 2006

Pedofile  

A file on a computer that pedos use to store and save their child porn.
Uncle George "This pedofile has 455 MB! It's almost full. I'll have to start a new one soon."
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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