speedflex

Something your coach let’s you wear when your a good player on the football team, and takes it away when you mess up and are a shitty player.

“Ayo coach where’s the speedflex helmet?”

Coach- “ you don’t get one, your bench

by Suvy24 April 20, 2021

speedblox

the best game on roblox

hey johnny, lets go play some speedblox

by billymanjoe April 8, 2021

Text to Speechlexia

When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.

Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".

by jkherbz April 23, 2010

speedflying

A flying sport much like paragliding that prides itself on letting participants graze their nutsack past rocks at speeds of up to 145km/h. Some people use skis while speedflying - this is called speedriding. When speedriding one can be even closer to the slope for longer!

Holy fkin' shit did you see John's speedflying gobro video!? He skied off a cliff, did a double barrel roll, reconnected with some fresh pow, then threw a spiral!!

by speedflyer March 26, 2019

SpeedFeed

The QUICK consumption of a meal or snack.

Nope, I'll be faster; I'm having a SpeedFeed, today.

by SpeedFeeder? September 2, 2010

speedblox

the coolest game on roblox made by billymanjoe other known as XxOPGUYxX1234567

also they have a very good discord server, which you can join if you’re 13+, the invite link is under the game page.

Literally anyone in general: ok
aqua:#off-topic, #general is for speedblox or roblox-related things! 😡

by offtopicmanaqua July 27, 2022

speechlexia

When your words get mixed up and your sentence comes out backwards. Or words that you aren't trying to say come out.

I pulled my coat out of the oven and preheated the closet when my speechlexia got involved.

by Teetimer January 17, 2020