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spedoinkle 

1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).
1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.
spedoinkle by Bryce September 12, 2003
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Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

Speddo Peddo 

"Check out this guy coming up fast on my left in his creepy van, what a speddo peddo."
Speddo Peddo by Patatat April 27, 2009

spedford 

Hey it's Joel spedford
spedford by BlazingVett March 1, 2018

spedosexual 

From the root word Spedophile; which is a person with a strong sexual attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

Spedosexual is a person with a strong sexual attraction and desires towards people that are learning disabled and or learning impaired.
"That girl Angel, only dates guys from the special needs classes, because no one else would be interested in her."

"The other day Diane was bragging about much she enjoys giving mentally retarded guys erections."

"Gus kept feeling up that girl in the wheel chair who isn't able to talk or communicate with anyone."

"Sergio has sexual rape fantasies of choking people who do not understand that it is wrong."

"Maria has a boyfriend with a learning disability whom she cares for and takes care of him. She lets him know everything going on around his life when others are showing that they care for his friendship, when people are really bullying him and taking his kindness for granted, and she prepares his food for him, takes care of him like a mother to a child while loving him like a wife to her husband."
"Guadalupe takes care of her husband with a learning disability, she defends him when others are laughing at him and he seems helpless, the other day when the cashier told him, 'What are you F****** Retarded or something?' Guadalupe got in that woman's face and demanded the manager to make a formal apology."
#spedosexual
spedosexual by MrLingam80 April 12, 2018
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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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