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Spedoinked

Pronounced sped•oink•kid
To prank someone so hard it’s as if they were on prank patrol.
Julie: Jessica’s dead I’m sorry Mia
Mia: *cries*
*Jessica rises from the dead*

Jessica: Get SPEDOINKED
Spedoinked by Jdidbdushc September 20, 2019
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spedoinkle 

1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).
1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.
spedoinkle by Bryce September 12, 2003

spedonkey 

Something you call someone acting in a stupid manner. Describes one as both a sped monkey and donkey. A two for one special!
Lee’s being a complete spedonkey...
spedonkey by anonymous March 15, 2021
I spoinked your mom's vadge
spoinked by Darsholn April 21, 2014

spadoinkel 

Interjection of surprise.

First notably used by the Buffy the Vapire Slayer character Xander Harris, exclaiming shock at the height of a shabbily constructed tower in episode 5.22 The Gift.
"Spadoinkel - that is really tall"
spadoinkel by Zoecb October 21, 2004

spedoinkle 

A fat porker of a man (usually with a rotund belly covering his shriveled cock), roasting his burned ass on the beech in a Speedo,usually with back hair matted down in sun tan lotion.
"Man, look at that spedoinkle! What a land whale!"
spedoinkle by Shizzle April 8, 2003
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