spedmo

a SPecial EDucation MObile. someones car that is lower end, the car usually moves or proceeds slowly; delays or impedes traffic.

usually one from a small town or county that pulls out in front of you and then proceeds to travel at least ten miles per hour below the posted speed limit like they are doing nothing wrong, never to look in the rear veiw to obsereve anyone behind them.

by Brad Carter March 27, 2005

Spedmo

When you can’t comprehend something simple

Molly: dude, jimmy and tayna broke up yesterday.

Molly: he asked her if she was mad today
Tanya: God he’s totally spedmo

by Random_random32 December 11, 2021

spedmaster

someone who makes stupid mistakes or acts like they have half a brain on occasion, though is generally an intelligent person.

formed from an abbreviation of SPecial EDucation and the word MASTER to clarify just how extreme of a sped that person is.

me: 'i got in the shower last night, and it was really foggy, even though the water wasn't very hot.... it took me like 30 seconds to realize that i was still wearing my glasses. >_>'

friend: 'haha, spedmaster moment of the day!'

by longingforalollipop September 16, 2010

spedoinkle

1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).

1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.

by Bryce September 12, 2003

Spedophile

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."

by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

spodmox

One of the rarest of subspecies, the gay geek. Portmanteau word using spod and, gasp, mox

What's a spodmox got to do to be taken seriously around here?

by Petrovian April 20, 2007

Speedmoig

A Speedmoig is a 2 wheeled mode of transport, on which employees at large airports may stand to gain speedy movement about the place

Look at that bloke on the speedmoig.

Matt, I wish i had a speedmoig

The only downfall to a speedmoig is it cant cope with steps

by Benton! September 26, 2005