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Used as a verb, means to "attack," "physically abuse," or "totally whoop," something or someone. Often used in jest.
"You ate the last doughnut! Man, I oughta Jackie Chan your ass for that."
by Bryce February 28, 2004

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A sharp and swift blow taken to the genital region of a male. Action taken in response to the question, "What is the Capital of Thailand?" This should only be asked of one angry male or female to another male who has wronged them in some way shape or form.
Billy: "Hey Thomas, what's the Capital of Thailand?"
Thomas: "Uh, I'm not sure..."
Billy: "Bangkok!" (
by Bryce May 19, 2003

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Expensive ass computers usually being bought by spoiled rich kids who are too lazy to build their own computer. Not bad computers, but a rip-off. These tend to be ugly as hell, too. www.newegg.com is your friend.
"i bougt teh alienwarez & its teh better then urs comps lol"

"Uh, no, my computer has better parts, and cost hundreds of dollars less. Plus, I don't have a gay ass case where the bottom-front breaks easily."
by Bryce November 22, 2003

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Crazy grind/tech/hardcore band. Sounds like Ion Dissonance, Dillinger Escape Plan, and Daughters mixed all into one. Insanely technical guitars/drums.
Hooooooly shit, that guitar on "Death, I..." made me cream my pants.
by Bryce September 20, 2004

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(1) Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, “Elektronik – Supersonik” - described as “a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric”, in this years Eurovision Song Contest.

However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul’s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.

On his return, “Zlad” apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.


Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle him.

“Zlad” immediately released the megahit, “Juust Az I Amm” – hailed by Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time.

After barely 2 days on the Molvanian “Rhythm & Polka” charts, the track went platinum – remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.

Then, in an exciting move, “Zlad” formed supergroup Wow! But while on their very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest of the band was “moving in a different direction” (Romania).

(2) Gay ass player in FFXI who doesn't know what he's doing. Wants to be a Ranger/Warrior which will never work. Says "playah" a lot. His friends are sexy.
"Hey baby, wake up from your asleep. We have arrived onto the future, and the whole world has become... Elektronik Supersonik, Supersonik Elektronik."
by Bryce October 04, 2004

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Kinetic is a word that refers to anything generally moving. Or anything that has a big inpact on someone.
Love is one kinetic force.
I saw her and it was just kinetic passion.
When I found out she had herpes, it was one hell of a bad kinetic moment.
by Bryce October 27, 2004

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The act of viciously destroying the countryside, thatched roof cottages, and peasents with fire emitted from the mouth of Trogdor the Burninator (a.k.a. Trogdor).
"The knights and archers looked on helplessly as the great Trogdor burninated the entire countryside, killing many peasents, and destroying many thatched roof cottages."
by Bryce January 08, 2004

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