Searsy

Searsy is a nickname that is used only by plonkers. This girl is actually an amazing, gorgeous and super smart girl who everyone wants to hang out with. The person who calls this girl searsy is, for all intensive purposes a knob jockey.

Guy: How are you Searsy? Girl: Stop picking your bum ya scumbag.

by Truth Teller 84 November 10, 2011

Sears

The store that is hoping for a come back. But will not. They are too far gone. And how are they not bankrupt yet. Because they should be.

Sears the dead store.

by Rainbow_Creeper3 January 17, 2017

Searyx

Someone who strives to be the absolute worst at life. A sad, pathetic individual who opens his mouth way too frequently. Generally posts like a retard in order to attract the most attention to his moronic self and declare the most "pwnage".

A lover of young boys, lying out of his ass and cock.

Stop loving boys like Searyx.

The only person worse at life than you is Searyx.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Rowen Sears

A young and devilishly handsome teenage supermodel. He has been referred to as the male version of Tyra Banks. He is a strong minded and outspoken individual.

That's Rowen Sears on the cover of Life and Style Magazine

by RaGaGa June 16, 2010

Searyx

Pathetic; lifeless; egocentric; live in parent's basement; non-working; uneducated; shit-talker; nothing to stand on but the value of "drivel" one can spew.

1. Dude, why you gotta be such a Searyx?
2. Dude, stop Searyx'n on me.

by Searyx's mom August 27, 2003

Sears

A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.

I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!

Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.

by MD October 16, 2003

sears tower

The building the is synonymous of Chicago presence. The city of big shoulders.

the Sears Tower looks good at night from lake shore drive with a hot date

by Taylor Racine December 15, 2003