Reverse Shakespeare. Instead of being very good at reading/writing, he was horrible at it. He never even learned to write. Instead, his work is really a bunch of scrambled letters that looked cool to him, not to mention his IQ is about 12.3.
Person: Have you heard of a Summermid Dream’s Night by Speareshake?
Person 2: That was the worst piece of writing I have seen, maybe because the first sentence of it was “djidbfodnxon idbdodndonddi hshsodh jsksjbbd”.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).