Speaf 

A combination between a spoon and a leaf

Person: I made a speaf In craft today :D
Person2:*Stareeeee* Meff

Speaf by Ika_The_Meff May 3, 2010

seafood snacker 

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

seafood snacker by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Seafox 

A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.

I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners

Seafox by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob

"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught

She can speak french by Invisible hood July 23, 2016

I want to speak to the manager 

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

I want to speak to the manager by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019