splatulence

v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.

v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.

n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.

n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.

(blend of splat and flatulence)

1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.

2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!

by Lizzy Rosenshine December 29, 2007

Splatulence

When you cum and fart at the same time

Jane thinks splatulence is sexy as fuck.

by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011

splatulance

the sound of wet-farts and splashing dookie echoing from behind a closed bathroom door.

'dad went into the bathroom this morning and had some major splatulance'

by kaylo1973 January 18, 2009