Splatulence
Splatulence by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011
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splatulence
v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.
v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.
(blend of splat and flatulence)
v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.
(blend of splat and flatulence)
1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.
2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!
2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!
splatulence by Lizzy Rosenshine December 29, 2007
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Shlatulence
Shlatulence by jaxst November 27, 2010
Shatulence
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People suffering from this are the ones that cause Raucus laughter in public bathrooms/toilets
People suffering from this are the ones that cause Raucus laughter in public bathrooms/toilets
Shatulence by Muckspreader August 27, 2009
splatulance
splatulance by kaylo1973 January 18, 2009
spatulence
"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
spatulence by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010
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