Spasm.

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When you are angry and you need to punch something.. you punch the keyboard and a spasm comes out.
Or when you are bored you just do spasms.

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Katherine: She is being such a bitch
Tilly: innaaaat
Katherine ARGH jcjunmjvdbhwq,mgew

Spasm. by Hello.FrauCassuns. April 26, 2009

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Spasm

From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.

"Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?"
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".

Spasm by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

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SPASM

Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...

Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."

SPASM by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007

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Spasm

Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.

She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.

Spasm by Kwing October 29, 2009

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spasm

annoying, irritating, cause of distraction.

She is a spasm.

spasm by krizzia June 20, 2011

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spasm

When someone spazzes out when riding on a bus, causing them to orgasm.

"Hey, Jamie, look at that snake!"
"HAHAHA look at Jamie! He just totally spasmed!"

spasm by wasofine March 11, 2009

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Spasm

When a person (you know who you are) over exagerates their actions in order to get attention from their peers. For example, apon being shot with a mere 0.12 jule BB gun that person could scream out in pain and run away before returning only to be shot multipul times for a derranged form of pleasure.
People like this are also known as wordfucktardsword.

Dude, that fag keeps pissin' me off just so that I shoot him and he can pretend it hurt. I'm gonna get my machette and cut his legs off.

Spasm by Pikey May 15, 2003

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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