The art of embellishment. A re-inventive shakedown, where the speaker aims to convince the listener of something clearly untoward.
Speaker: My <something> is <enter something inflammatory here>
Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?
Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?
by little-miss can't do wrong April 16, 2008
by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011
The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.
Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.
Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.
You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 17, 2011
by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011
Windows FP (aka: Windows Fisher Price), is the successor to Windows 2000.
Also known as 'Windows XP'. This was the last stand of a dying corporation to save itself, from itself. The interface was designed by the team who delivered the Apple Macintosh almost twenty years earlier, but is neither as stable, nor as easy to use.
Windows FP was seen by many as an attempt to make the Windows OS more Mac-like. However, with a GUI incapable of smooth transitions, the results appear more like melted-candy corn than the inimitable Mac OS X that it tries so hard to be.
Visual cues apparently have been taken from the local kindergarden. Everything is either big, lurid, or unnecessary (sometimes all three). Plagued with problems throughout, it's party-piece was it's ability to crash all by itself.
Also known as 'Windows XP'. This was the last stand of a dying corporation to save itself, from itself. The interface was designed by the team who delivered the Apple Macintosh almost twenty years earlier, but is neither as stable, nor as easy to use.
Windows FP was seen by many as an attempt to make the Windows OS more Mac-like. However, with a GUI incapable of smooth transitions, the results appear more like melted-candy corn than the inimitable Mac OS X that it tries so hard to be.
Visual cues apparently have been taken from the local kindergarden. Everything is either big, lurid, or unnecessary (sometimes all three). Plagued with problems throughout, it's party-piece was it's ability to crash all by itself.
by little-miss can't do wrong March 03, 2007
substitute for bless you, used only after the first sneeze.
since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.
if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~
since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.
if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~
they: ahhhhhh-chooo!
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)
by little-miss can't do wrong June 03, 2007
A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.
Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.
Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.
Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.
Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.
Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.
Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.
Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.
by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011