25 definitions by chris wheelie

The consequence of having a weak willy. The condition which leads to damp patches at inopportune moments.
If it weren't for my drippy tiddler I'd wear beige trousers more often.
by chris wheelie April 28, 2005
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Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.
The customs officer got ready for another trip into the dung tardis.
by chris wheelie April 28, 2005
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To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.
by chris wheelie April 29, 2005
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Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.
Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"
by chris wheelie April 21, 2005
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In general terms, an uncomfortable place. A dusty, awkward corner. Usually the gap sometimes created between a single bed when moved slightly away from the wall.
"What's up with you? Did you get out of the wrong side of bed this morning?"
"Certainly did. I woke up to find myself halfway down the gratey!"
by chris wheelie April 28, 2005
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An exclamation to use among quaint and polite circles, when really you mean buggered.
"Well, I'll be jiggered!" ejaculated Auntie Gladys, when Gracie won bingo the third time that day.
by chris wheelie April 28, 2005
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An exclamation of delight or bliss, when in a particular comfortable or cosy environment.
(Following a rigid and exhausting day. Showered and slipping between freshly laundered and warm bedclothes) "Iss-Iss!"
by chris wheelie April 30, 2005
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