Spardon

An unwanted sudden erection, usually in public.

I got a spardon yesterday in town, it was horrible, I think some people noticed.

by Muckduckaw April 9, 2016

Sardonicast

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.

I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

by SpencerNolanRice May 16, 2018

sparcone

Italian American word for a male, young or old, who is flamboyant and showy, often wearing jewely, cologne, driving an expensive car, acting like God's Gift to the females.. usually covering up insecurities by always trying to be perceived as the hottest stud.

Yo Dave, did you see Tommy last night buying drinks for all the stellas at Vito's ? Oh yea, that sparcone, he's going broke and better sell those suits cause he owes the bookie.

by RonnieD October 4, 2007

Sardonicast

A podcast with three cynical assholes that talk about movies and other dumb shit. A Brit, a gay Canadian and a failed abortion are our stunningly critical hosts.

Him: I love Sardonicast its my favorite podcast!
Her: Ohh he must be gay

by Yourfriendisgay May 5, 2018

Spartones

An all-male acappella group from the University of North Carolina at Greensboro. Considered by many to be the premier vocal performance group of UNCG, the Spartones look and sound beautiful.

"These Spartones are amazing. The combination of musical deliciousness and killer ripped bodies is almost too much to handle... I want to make love to each and every one of them on stage right now."

by knifewrench February 5, 2010

Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

Spadonk

spadonk is a game played with 4 players a lamp shade and a recycling bin also it is the act of wining in spadonk

That game of spadonk was amazing.
We totally spadonked that game

by Notcarter December 20, 2008