A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.
Performance Review:
Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?
Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)
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Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?
Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)
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by A_Worker December 22, 2010
Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...
by M.Boyle April 17, 2007
it's the fancy word for being an asshole
by Beeblebro1 June 30, 2015
An Exclamation, a combination of Sorry and Pardon first used in 2023 while sipping an espresso a certain person stuttered sorry and pardon to create this gorgeous word
by Mr. Espresso July 21, 2023
1.the act of falling through random objects in the universe.
2.being so high you feel like your legs meshed together and you just became a mermaid.
2.being so high you feel like your legs meshed together and you just became a mermaid.
oh my god dude, i am so high that i'm sardonicating through the couch.
my legs are sardonicating into each other
my legs are sardonicating into each other
by taf rekcuf January 20, 2005
by aemeilius December 20, 2017