Sardonic 

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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Sardonic by A_Worker December 22, 2010

Sardonic 

Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.

Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...

Sardonic by M.Boyle April 24, 2007

Sardonic 

it's the fancy word for being an asshole

You're such a douchebag that you're bordering on sardonic.

Sardonic by Beeblebro1 July 12, 2015

Sardonic 

Sarcastic

You have a sardonic wit.

Sardonic by Umami please February 11, 2022

sardonic 

Sardine-like, relating to sassy sardines

I wouldn't say i'm sassy, just a little sardonic. You mean you smell like fish?

sardonic by aemeilius April 21, 2018

sardonic 

disdainfully erotic or skeptically humorous and vaginal.

When Grey told Brown he was being sardonic, Brown was not aroused.

sardonic by humpy321 January 8, 2006

Sardonicast 

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.

I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

Sardonicast by SpencerNolanRice May 16, 2018