A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.
Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

by A_Worker December 22, 2010
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Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.
Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...
by M.Boyle April 17, 2007
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it's the fancy word for being an asshole
You're such a douchebag that you're bordering on sardonic.
by Beeblebro1 June 30, 2015
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1.the act of falling through random objects in the universe.

2.being so high you feel like your legs meshed together and you just became a mermaid.
oh my god dude, i am so high that i'm sardonicating through the couch.

my legs are sardonicating into each other
by taf rekcuf January 19, 2005
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disdainfully erotic or skeptically humorous and vaginal.
When Grey told Brown he was being sardonic, Brown was not aroused.
by humpy321 January 07, 2006
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Sardine-like, relating to sassy sardines
I wouldn't say i'm sassy, just a little sardonic. You mean you smell like fish?
by aemeilius December 19, 2017
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