A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.
Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?
Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)
Someone who takes fucking ages to do even a basic task because it has to be 'perfect'.
Did you just take an hour and a half to polish your shoes?
Yes, i couldn't get rid of a speck of dirt on the soles.
Your such a 'perfectionist'