Definitions by A_Worker

Perfectionist

Someone who takes fucking ages to do even a basic task because it has to be 'perfect'.

Did you just take an hour and a half to polish your shoes?

Yes, i couldn't get rid of a speck of dirt on the soles.

Your such a 'perfectionist'

Perfectionist by A_Worker March 15, 2011

Sardonic 

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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Sardonic by A_Worker December 22, 2010