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blue spanker
blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017
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spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011
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spankerchief by DesPERRYado September 5, 2005
lens spanker
A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.
*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*
(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*
(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*
- He is now a lens spanker
For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
lens spanker by HYDRAL1K September 27, 2009
Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker
Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank
Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018
Monkey spanker
Monkey spanker by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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