4 definition by Jon Simon

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When a chic gets her pants wedged in her stank ass pussy.

The librariean had crazy camel toe.

by Jon Simon December 18, 2002

A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

a person who masterbaits way to much.

yo Scott is a meat beater.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

Sucken some dick.

Yo frankie got caught neck N chinnen a hermafradit.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002