Sourpunch

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verb. A clapback or response that is either tongue and cheek or straight up unnecessary and mean.

adj. A person who says mean things with little remorse -- someone no one likes, but is always around.

Example 1:

Hey, Carol! Do you want to join us for dinner tonight?

Not if Stan is going. He always comments on my scar and calls it ugly.

Wow. What a sourpunch...

Example 2:

I told Jesse fives times that I wasn't going to his party. The sixth time, I couldn't take it and said, "you're a fucking loser."

Wow -- that's quite the sourpunch!

Sourpunch by fortified enhancements August 19, 2022

Words you can keep

slutpuncher

A puncher of sluts.

The sorority party took a violent turn when Anthony the slutpuncher showed up.

slutpuncher by Kony2016 November 17, 2013

Related Words

sour punches • soul punch • soul punching • soul punchy • sourpatch • slutpunch • SourPatchAdults • slutpuncher • songpunch • sourbunghole

sourpatch.org

A shock site, much like wowomg or 2girls1cup. It has four old guys and.... I won't go into detail. The thing about this one is it won't close when you hit the x, a javascript messge stating "HELLO" comes up and continues to come up when it itself is closed, so the only option to use force quit or control alt delete.

sourpatch.org hmm? seems sketchy, I'll brace myself. ugh, four gay guys, same as the rest of 'em. now I'll close out.. oh shit... IT WON'T CLOSE!! AGHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!

sourpatch.org by Yakkers March 25, 2008

Sourpatchness

Someone who goes from a bad moon, to a chipper mood, in a blink of an eye.

Jane's sourpatchness is really bumming me out.

Sourpatchness by Floyd Knight February 28, 2009

starpunch

Open handed punch to the anus, directly to the hole. You have to hit so hard that air forces into the anus and farts back.

Jerm: I totally starpunched my wife and she almost sharted!
Lace: Thats really gross man.

starpunch by destroyer145 June 10, 2013

sourpatch

To do something horrible to a person and then give them a hug and smile.

Punch someone in the kidney and give them a hug.
EX2: Me: SOURPATCH Friend: Wha? *Punches friend with brass knuckles and hugs him* Friend: aww its okay

sourpatch by Kaleb....shady kaleb.... July 15, 2010

Sourpatching

Verb: when someone's sour, rude, short, or mean to someone and then they come back and apologize and be sweet

She was sourpatching today when she realized she was pms-ing and apologized

Sourpatching by LillCoker August 15, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026