Sourpunch

verb. A clapback or response that is either tongue and cheek or straight up unnecessary and mean.

adj. A person who says mean things with little remorse -- someone no one likes, but is always around.

Example 1:

Hey, Carol! Do you want to join us for dinner tonight?

Not if Stan is going. He always comments on my scar and calls it ugly.

Wow. What a sourpunch...

Example 2:

I told Jesse fives times that I wasn't going to his party. The sixth time, I couldn't take it and said, "you're a fucking loser."

Wow -- that's quite the sourpunch!

by fortified enhancements August 19, 2022

slutpuncher

A puncher of sluts.

The sorority party took a violent turn when Anthony the slutpuncher showed up.

by Kony2016 November 17, 2013

sourpatch.org

A shock site, much like wowomg or 2girls1cup. It has four old guys and.... I won't go into detail. The thing about this one is it won't close when you hit the x, a javascript messge stating "HELLO" comes up and continues to come up when it itself is closed, so the only option to use force quit or control alt delete.

sourpatch.org hmm? seems sketchy, I'll brace myself. ugh, four gay guys, same as the rest of 'em. now I'll close out.. oh shit... IT WON'T CLOSE!! AGHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!

by Yakkers March 25, 2008

Sourpatchness

Someone who goes from a bad moon, to a chipper mood, in a blink of an eye.

Jane's sourpatchness is really bumming me out.

by Floyd Knight February 28, 2009

starpunch

Open handed punch to the anus, directly to the hole. You have to hit so hard that air forces into the anus and farts back.

Jerm: I totally starpunched my wife and she almost sharted!
Lace: Thats really gross man.

by destroyer145 June 10, 2013

sourpatch

To do something horrible to a person and then give them a hug and smile.

Punch someone in the kidney and give them a hug.
EX2: Me: SOURPATCH Friend: Wha? *Punches friend with brass knuckles and hugs him* Friend: aww its okay

by Kaleb....shady kaleb.... July 15, 2010

Sourpatching

Verb: when someone's sour, rude, short, or mean to someone and then they come back and apologize and be sweet

She was sourpatching today when she realized she was pms-ing and apologized

by LillCoker August 15, 2019