sourpatch

To do something horrible to a person and then give them a hug and smile.

Punch someone in the kidney and give them a hug.
EX2: Me: SOURPATCH Friend: Wha? *Punches friend with brass knuckles and hugs him* Friend: aww its okay

by Kaleb....shady kaleb.... July 15, 2010

sourpatch

(1)A human orifice, bodily opening, or mortal wound that is infected, or is excreting bodily waste. (2) An asshole. (3) A southerner's snack.

(1) Bonnie: Fuck you, Billy!
Billy: Suck on my sourpatch!
(2) Carl: I could suck on a sourpatch
for hours.

by Frank Monroe September 20, 2004

sourpatch.org

A shock site, much like wowomg or 2girls1cup. It has four old guys and.... I won't go into detail. The thing about this one is it won't close when you hit the x, a javascript messge stating "HELLO" comes up and continues to come up when it itself is closed, so the only option to use force quit or control alt delete.

sourpatch.org hmm? seems sketchy, I'll brace myself. ugh, four gay guys, same as the rest of 'em. now I'll close out.. oh shit... IT WON'T CLOSE!! AGHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!

by Yakkers March 25, 2008

Sourpatch Kids

A group of underage girls who spread STI's

Dude 1: "Hey man i heard you were with Jenny last night, isn't she part of the Sourpatch Kids?"

Dude 2: "Shit man I hope not, i've already been swabbed 6 times this month!"

by peteypablo204 December 16, 2009

Sour Patch Momma

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.

"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"

by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019

Sour Patch Kid

Someone that's first sour then sweet, just like the candy.

John: Gosh, Jenny is sucha Sour Patch Kid.

Sara: What do you mean?

John: She's a bitch but once you get to know her, she's a sweetheart.

by imasourpatchkidbiatch November 26, 2010

sour patch kids

The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.

"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."

by Shakes May 13, 2005