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slutpunch 

1. the mean, nasty cousin of the bitch slap.

2. to assault a person of questionable ethics and ill repute.

3.The coolest hobby and/or occupation to which a scenester can aspire.

4.A desperate cry for acceptance which employs misogynist (or mishumanist) vulgarity.
This has been observed as:
-shouting "I punch sluts!" while out at a show or bar
-making "I punch sluts" one's username or tagline on MySpace
-designing CafePress or home-made t-shirts about slut-punching
-calling one's intramural ultimate frisbee team "Team Slutpunch"
slutpunch by Lauren K December 17, 2005
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skuntpunch 

The act of having a meme or any image stolen, slapped with a watermark, and reposted as original content.
Guy 1: “Did you see Billy’s meme was skuntpunched and posted on Instagram?”

Guy 2: “Yeah, that’s pretty bogus. That scumbag’s Instagram account isn’t bad though...”
skuntpunch by JohnnySS July 2, 2021

skuntpunch 

1. The act of stealing a meme, slapping a watermark on it, and claiming it to be original content.

2. One of the most despicable things that can be done in regards to memes.
Guy 1: “You hear his meme got skuntpunched yesterday on Instagram?”

Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s not taking it well. Those memes were the only things keeping him alive. Not a bad account though.”
skuntpunch by JohnnySS July 2, 2021

slutpuncher

The sorority party took a violent turn when Anthony the slutpuncher showed up.
slutpuncher by Kony2016 November 17, 2013
A slapping motion with a closed or semi-closed fist. Often used by girls or really weak, pathetic guys trying to fight each other without using full force.
"My girlfriend slapunched me in the back because I told her to lose weight"

"Man, that hipster guy got slapunched right in the face, that will leave a mark"
Slapunch by generoustan January 20, 2009

slumunch 

To preform oral or indulge in a munch session on promiscuous female also known as a slut.
Can't remember last time I had a slumunch man, and looking at her is making me hungry.
slumunch by MortGrady February 19, 2018
The clentching of a fist, and thrusting it forwards into an opponents middle-to-left stomach area. The result is that the opponent will instantly drop all bowel contents.
"I'm Bruce Lee mother fucker. Hi..-ya....shitpunch"
shitpunch by kimwah August 21, 2003
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