Sommfl

Story Of My Mother Fucking Life. similar to soml, but used in more ridiculous and intense situations.

Rob: Right as I was about to go down on her, her mom calls her on the phone crying and kills the whole mood.
Marty: SOMMFL man...

by stcsucks08 July 13, 2012

Sommeliar

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit

Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar

by kyros August 7, 2016

fart sommelier

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

SOMFL

Story Of My Fucking Life

Jen: I feel so lost!
Alissa: SOMFL man..

by Jane Doezerzz July 9, 2010

semen sommelier

An expert at tasting semen

That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier

by Pole cat March 3, 2014

Sommillionaire

A person who makes money from doing wine related comedy gigs.
A portmanteau of sommelier and millionaire.

This wine is actually dog shit, sorry I'm a Sommillionaire now guys

by dumdumcunt69 March 30, 2021

sommoflange

a sommoflange is a tool that is completely and utterly useless, serving no purpose whatsoever.

can also be used as a disease of mental incompetence, usually written as sommoflangitis.

taken from the blundercats flash.

"what the fuck's a sommoflange?!"

by priestofb November 3, 2004