SOMMFF
“Sit On My Mother Fucking Face”
It’s similar to SOMF but much more forward and aggressive and the Sitting motion should not be gentle AT ALL if the extra “M” and “F” are in play. In fact the person sitting on the face should try to K.O. The person below for using SOMMFF instead of SOMF
ADDITIONAL RULES:
If “SOMMFF” is ever used then the person it was said to has the right to put their whole butt on the face of the person that said it at any time for the rest of their natural lives.
The Person “SOMMFF” was said to has the right to commandeer the vehicle of the person that said it once a day granted that prior to the exchanging of the Drivers seat and/or keys they sit on the Face of the person that initially said “SOMMFF” for 30 seconds timed.
Lastly, The person that said “SOMMFF” must buy the person they said it to food once a day if they request it. The person “SOMMFF” was said to can choose the location and the food but it must be priced at 6:50 or less. The person that said “SOMMFF” may choose wether the food is ordered for there or to go. For this rule to take effect (NOT OPTIONAL) The person “SOMMFF” was said to must sit on the persons who said it’s face for the entire time while they eat while only giving them short breaks for air.
SOMMFF is an ancient set of Karma Binding laws designed to make a bitch out of anyone dumb enough to use it
It’s similar to SOMF but much more forward and aggressive and the Sitting motion should not be gentle AT ALL if the extra “M” and “F” are in play. In fact the person sitting on the face should try to K.O. The person below for using SOMMFF instead of SOMF
ADDITIONAL RULES:
If “SOMMFF” is ever used then the person it was said to has the right to put their whole butt on the face of the person that said it at any time for the rest of their natural lives.
The Person “SOMMFF” was said to has the right to commandeer the vehicle of the person that said it once a day granted that prior to the exchanging of the Drivers seat and/or keys they sit on the Face of the person that initially said “SOMMFF” for 30 seconds timed.
Lastly, The person that said “SOMMFF” must buy the person they said it to food once a day if they request it. The person “SOMMFF” was said to can choose the location and the food but it must be priced at 6:50 or less. The person that said “SOMMFF” may choose wether the food is ordered for there or to go. For this rule to take effect (NOT OPTIONAL) The person “SOMMFF” was said to must sit on the persons who said it’s face for the entire time while they eat while only giving them short breaks for air.
SOMMFF is an ancient set of Karma Binding laws designed to make a bitch out of anyone dumb enough to use it
Her: Hey Daddy 😜 what do you want to do tonight?
Him: SOMMFF
Her: *Sits On his face til he passes out then finds his keys and wallet and takes his car to McDonalds after loading him in the trunk or after sticking his head up through the back of the driver seat so she can keep sitting on that face while she drives*
Him: *Muffled Screams*
*****^^^This is a Prime Example^^^*****
Him: SOMMFF
Her: *Sits On his face til he passes out then finds his keys and wallet and takes his car to McDonalds after loading him in the trunk or after sticking his head up through the back of the driver seat so she can keep sitting on that face while she drives*
Him: *Muffled Screams*
*****^^^This is a Prime Example^^^*****
SOMMFF by The God of Terms & Phrases January 21, 2018
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