by rj reynolds February 17, 2014
Get the sommeliermug. 
A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010
Get the fart sommeliermug. by Pole cat March 3, 2014
Get the semen sommeliermug. One who does a finger wiff of your woman's juices for approval before going down in full force, like sampling a fine wine before allowing a full pour
After making out and heavy petting, the stink I found after going all vaginal sommelier on her prompted me to stick my cock in her and not my tongue
by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015
Get the vaginal sommeliermug. The act of inhaling one’s own flatulence while it is still actively being expelled, creating a continuous and immersive olfactory experience. This occurs when the gaseous output is so potent and enduring that the individual remains fully enveloped in its aroma, analyzing its depth and complexity in real time—much like a wine sommelier assessing a fine vintage.
The Sommelier’s Curse is often unintentional, yet those who experience it are granted a fleeting moment of self-inflicted atmospheric dominance. Some regard it as a testament to their own biological prowess, while others are left questioning the internal fermentation process that led to such a robust and lingering bouquet.
The Sommelier’s Curse is often unintentional, yet those who experience it are granted a fleeting moment of self-inflicted atmospheric dominance. Some regard it as a testament to their own biological prowess, while others are left questioning the internal fermentation process that led to such a robust and lingering bouquet.
As soon as Matt felt the first wave of warmth escape, he made the fatal mistake of shifting in his seat. Trapped in the epicenter of his own creation, he was forced to endure the Sommelier’s Curse in its purest form—a full-bodied, slow-releasing bouquet with hints of last night’s Taco Bell and despair.
by butterbeanthurtein March 6, 2025
Get the The Sommelier’s Cursemug. An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024
Get the Poop Sommeliermug.