Solcel

A chronically online memecoin retard who:

Calls every new Pump.fun launch “the next PEPE,” but one clips before the chart even draws a second candle.

Thinks “community” means a Telegram with 14 people spamming “gm.”

Explains to family that he’s “in finance” while sweating over a coin named "NiggaBalls6900"

Measures life milestones in mcap, not birthdays.

Jayden hasn’t showered in three days, he’s in Solcel mode waiting for his psyop coin to 100x.