Softflake
Softflake by Psychocat! August 7, 2021
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(The etymology of softflakes is in the play on words of combining 'soft', as in soft sciences, with 'flakes', as in snowflakes, which is the way most humanities students act.)
(n.) An individual, which spends a lot of time on the bubbles of social blogs and political extremes, being indoctrinated by fanatical professors on ivory towers that akin to the students, think rote-learning, a task of low psychometric g correlation, of fanatical ideas gives them the same intellectual position as grinding away at STEM, which especially in the more theoretical portions, has an uncompromising intolerance for mistakes, and necessitates a lot of rigor and reasoning, which means not only a person attempting to get a degree there must have actual innate talent, they must be constantly vigilant.
Softflakes are often found with a presumptuous attitude and moral superiority, calling anyone that begs to differ from their empirically baseless claims an "insensitive pig". They also indulge in besmirching the reputation of whatever value the humanities has just to push their political agenda. That's a quite solemn sight, since genuine cognitive capital will in consequence be more and more repulsed by the humanities, causing it to be dilapidated further. Therefore, humanities will turn to pure fiction, whose funding is only intact in consequence of powerful men wanting to get laid and please their wives, the same way they buy them fancy bathrooms and expensive gemstones for their magical powers.
(n.) An individual, which spends a lot of time on the bubbles of social blogs and political extremes, being indoctrinated by fanatical professors on ivory towers that akin to the students, think rote-learning, a task of low psychometric g correlation, of fanatical ideas gives them the same intellectual position as grinding away at STEM, which especially in the more theoretical portions, has an uncompromising intolerance for mistakes, and necessitates a lot of rigor and reasoning, which means not only a person attempting to get a degree there must have actual innate talent, they must be constantly vigilant.
Softflakes are often found with a presumptuous attitude and moral superiority, calling anyone that begs to differ from their empirically baseless claims an "insensitive pig". They also indulge in besmirching the reputation of whatever value the humanities has just to push their political agenda. That's a quite solemn sight, since genuine cognitive capital will in consequence be more and more repulsed by the humanities, causing it to be dilapidated further. Therefore, humanities will turn to pure fiction, whose funding is only intact in consequence of powerful men wanting to get laid and please their wives, the same way they buy them fancy bathrooms and expensive gemstones for their magical powers.
Person A: I tried to have a discussion on how we could measure societal problems, so that we could better use our limited resources. But the softflake kept pestering me about how it's all because of evil power hierarchies, as if some Jewish pejorative stereotype applied to every successful man or woman.
Person B: Man, that sucks!
Person B: Man, that sucks!
softflake by AshFromPhoenix March 15, 2021
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Southlake
Recently I read a definition about the town I grew up in. I didn't know whether to laugh or get pissed so I'll just write this. Southlake was once four communities. Lonesome Dove, Whites Chapel, Jellico, and Union Church were separate small unincorporated communities of pioneers from the early 1840's until 1956 - four years after Grapevine Lake was completed. The town was named for its geographical location to the man-made Grapevine Lake: and man called it Southlake - and it was good. There is a Northlake, Texas also. It is in Denton County, North of Flower Mound, West of Argyle and is served by Northwest ISD. Southlake Carroll schools are great. In the last 5 school years there has only been one drop out. People move from elsewhere to join our football team (jeopardizing our chance at a title), but we still do well. Yes, we are wealthy. Most of us are "New Money". There are some "Old Money" families, but not many. Yes, the Jonas Brothers do have a house in Westlake - a town of about 400 people, served by Carroll Schools and mostly considered a neighborhood of Southlake. Some of the guys are d-bags, but most of them aren't. There are a lot of "Southlake Moms" who have never worked a day in their lives yet still cannot cook, but there are also a lot of Working Moms also. "Southlake Girls" can be coke whores and sluts, but a lot of them are really smart and genuine. In reality, Southlake is diverse in its own right and has been the home of many successful people.
I love bashing Southlake and all of it's residents even though I know next to nothing about the town.
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