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softcake 

frail, weak, get punked pushed around. jus a soft nigga a pussy. afraid
shut your bitch ass up before i punch you in the mouth softcake.
softcake by Garland Henderson September 5, 2009

shitcakes 

a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd
woman: 'george, be careful not to tread on that-'
man: owwwwwwwwww SHITCAKES!
shitcakes by franc September 22, 2005

softcake 

someone who can not fight or defend himself/herself.
Yo, he was actin like he was all hard, and wen I stepped to him, he ran. what a softcake!
softcake by StRe3Tz January 8, 2009

shootcakes 

means to say a less intense form of "shit"...also a politer way when around adults who may not want u to cuss
man 1-did u just see that fine girl walk by?
man 2-Shootcakes! where?

or

mother-son did you do ur hw
son-shootcakes...naw ill do it now
shootcakes by dace12 June 26, 2008

Softwares 

Plural of Software used when referring to countable collections of software.

Originally the result of a common language error frequently made by non-native English speakers, it is now increasingly common in the English speaking world as a whole. Thanks to our non-Anglo brothers and sisters in the trade many of us have now assimilated the term "softwares" & in the 21st century simply refer to "softwares" regardless of any other specifics. In the 20th century we would often use terms like "software products" or "software applications" in a commercial setting in order to indicate a collection of several discrete pieces of software, you can use "softwares" in all such cases.

There is an important distinction between the plural "software" (uncountable) and the plural "softwares" (countable). Softwares (countable) refers to finite collections of software products, applications, drivers, modules, scripts, algorithms, and other discrete pieces of software presented in any format and which may or may not fall under one or more more specific classifications as well. You could be a software developer but you may still refer to your collection of assorted projects as "softwares" rather than using more specific terms like "applications", "drivers", "scripts", etc - or the less specific uncountable "software" in which case it would not communicate whether you worked on one thing or many different things.
I have developed many softwares.

I have twelve trading softwares installed on my computer. I will be a millionaire. Lovely jubbly.

What are the different softwares available for multi peak fitting?
Softwares by SomeShitlord February 12, 2022
A very attractive ho.
Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.
slutcakes by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004