Socket Pocket 

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

Socket Pocket by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

pocket socket 

When you cut a hole in your pocket and masturbate.

Bro you should really Pocket Socket with me.

pocket socket by Durdhrhrhidrhrhrh April 9, 2017

Dry Socket Hot Pocket 

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.

Dry Socket Hot Pocket by Kozaka January 4, 2024

dry socket hot pocket 

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

dry socket hot pocket by Terry Y January 13, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket 

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

deep sockets = deep POCKETS 

What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.

Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.

deep sockets = deep POCKETS by QuacksO February 2, 2024