Elderly

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A human being who has been alive for longer than 65 years.

You will probably not live to be considered elderly, considering you most likely spend more time reading urban dictionary definitions than taking care of yourself. Honestly, I don’t blame you. Life sucks.

Elderly by attack helicopter April 28, 2021

Words you can keep

Elderly

What someone becomes once they’re over thirty-five years of age😜

Anybody who is an older millennial as of 2021, might be seen as elderly by young people today

Elderly by Weathercaster1021 March 14, 2021

Elderly

Used in reference to people of immense age. While typically only applicable to those 65 and older, special exceptions are made for those born on September 8th, 2003 specifically. These people constitute being referred to as "old hags".

"Daym you seen dat girl Rizzy? She an old hag! Hella elderly"-Everyone

Elderly by branananabert January 25, 2023

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

Elderly Watering Syndrome by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

elderly primigravida

Pronunciation: (el-der-lee) (prahy-mi-grav-i-duh)

N. – An older swap meet Prada bag that is just starting to show its wear and tear

I asked to borrow a handbag and that bitch tried to give me her "elderly primigravida".

It was my first time at fashion week and i did my best to hide my "elderly primigravida".

elderly primigravida by Lady Logorrhea June 5, 2011

elderly turtle

One of Gerard Way 's most popular nicknames.

Example1
PersonA: Can you believe Mikey Way is getting hotter and hotter while his brother is slightly turning into an elderly gay turtle?

Example2
Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
Everyone: "Same Frank we miss him too"

elderly turtle by ThatKilljoy February 14, 2017

elderly school

like "old school", but in reference to really old (i.e. elderly) folks.

Damn G, my gramps was kickin' it elderly school last night!"

elderly school by Chet Braunschweig December 3, 2007

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026