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soctard
A combination of 'Social' and 'Retard'. Namely referring to those who lack the ability to relate socially to others. Commonly found in the auditing and accounting communities, a 'soctard' frequently fails to appreciate that they have an unpleasant and unlikeable way of communicating.
"I want to view your purchases ledger for the month to April 15th. What do you mean you don't have it? Where is it kept? What internal procedures do you have in place to monitor who views it? None? NONE?!"
"You're a soctard."
"You're a soctard."
soctard by Warren Meech April 15, 2008
Carla Sowards
Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com
Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.
Oooooooh carla!
I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!
Carla sowards is always on my balls.
Oooooooh carla!
I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!
Carla sowards is always on my balls.
Carla Sowards by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012
scardy cat
scardy cat by tekkan July 19, 2005
sozard
sozard by ilikeyourhairalot September 29, 2008
scarduz
A pleasantly plump male that gets all the pussy including your mom. Also if given the look you will be killed.
scarduz by Gonzalo Pintado December 25, 2013
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