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A dumb fuck who has no friends and has the dick the size of a peanut also is a disgrace to the human body
Your a real Scarpino
Scarpino by Big toe 115 February 25, 2019

jet scarpino 

a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.
"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"

"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"
jet scarpino by mangaman420 March 29, 2005

scardiness

Jittery, likely to freak out at the slightest provication.
I cant put up with Johns scardiness anymore, he heard the door slam, then freaked out on all of us.
scardiness by SylverD July 7, 2007

scardinoman 

A god that was adopted by the god Dullahan after Dullahan had killed his family, ever since that day Scar and Dullahan have been at war, until the day the universe eater arrived, causing the death of Dullahan. Which led to Scar and his friends went a alternate universe to revive him killing Black knight and taking Red knight and a special girl. But led to thr great destroyer that titans feared THE DARK KNIGHT.
Scardinoman the great.
Loving caring people who are the best...usually end up with nothing...but strive for greatness
scarino by travis January 12, 2015

Scardina-ing 

Driving a slow vehicle like it's a race car while having road rage and intentionally baiting other drivers to fight.
Some asshole was scardina-ing me this morning on my way into work. I pulled over and he pulled a crow bar from the front seat.
Scardina-ing by sara da terra July 13, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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