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When someone thinks their hard and can beat sumone up but they cant really and you say sozard!
James:I'm gonna smack hi head in!!
Sophie:Sozard
Sozard by Songi August 3, 2004
Related Words
Sozard • sohardh • sozzard • Sotard • sizard • Soard • Socard • Sodarded • Sofard • sogard
niamh cockran- i’m sozard that ur grandma died ye
emily bolamd - thx
sozard by nit_1234 July 2, 2021

Carla Sowards

Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com
Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.

Oooooooh carla!

I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!

Carla sowards is always on my balls.
Carla Sowards by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012
Carlos :You broke my new bicycle

Liam : oh, sozzard. *rolls eyes*
Sozzard by M February 2, 2005
sarcasm.
'soz' slang for sorry and 'ard' yorkshire for hard meaning someone who is well hard
person 1:what you upto?
person 2:(angrily)waiting for a bus what do you think?
person 1:(sarcasticly) oooo SOZ ARD!
soz ard by Kelsey Hunter November 9, 2007

soz 'ard 

An individual who believes they are a real hard case, but are actually soft as shite. The term is either used as a sarcastic response to the individual or as a description of them.
"I'm David fucking Donovan"
"Soz 'ard!"

"Yeah, that Donovan prick's a bit of a soz 'ard"
soz 'ard by Captain Undies November 13, 2004
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