sozard
sozard by ilikeyourhairalot September 29, 2008
Words you can keep
Carla Sowards
Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com
Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.
Oooooooh carla!
I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!
Carla sowards is always on my balls.
Oooooooh carla!
I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!
Carla sowards is always on my balls.
Carla Sowards by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012
soz ard
person 1:what you upto?
person 2:(angrily)waiting for a bus what do you think?
person 1:(sarcasticly) oooo SOZ ARD!
person 2:(angrily)waiting for a bus what do you think?
person 1:(sarcasticly) oooo SOZ ARD!
soz ard by Kelsey Hunter November 9, 2007
soz 'ard
An individual who believes they are a real hard case, but are actually soft as shite. The term is either used as a sarcastic response to the individual or as a description of them.
soz 'ard by Captain Undies November 13, 2004
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.