sozard

means when you say sorry in a cocky way as in to say sorry i forgot you were hard

sozard forgot you were hard

by ilikeyourhairalot September 29, 2008

Sozard

When someone thinks their hard and can beat sumone up but they cant really and you say sozard!

James:I'm gonna smack hi head in!!
Sophie:Sozard

by Songi August 3, 2004

sozard

sorry but not really sorry

niamh cockran- i’m sozard that ur grandma died ye
emily bolamd - thx

by nit_1234 July 2, 2021

Carla Sowards

Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com

Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.

Oooooooh carla!

I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!

Carla sowards is always on my balls.

by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012

Sozzard

Sarcastic way of saying sorry

Carlos :You broke my new bicycle

Liam : oh, sozzard. *rolls eyes*

by M February 2, 2005

soz ard

sarcasm.
'soz' slang for sorry and 'ard' yorkshire for hard meaning someone who is well hard

person 1:what you upto?
person 2:(angrily)waiting for a bus what do you think?
person 1:(sarcasticly) oooo SOZ ARD!

by Kelsey Hunter November 9, 2007

soz 'ard

An individual who believes they are a real hard case, but are actually soft as shite. The term is either used as a sarcastic response to the individual or as a description of them.

"I'm David fucking Donovan"
"Soz 'ard!"

"Yeah, that Donovan prick's a bit of a soz 'ard"

by Captain Undies November 13, 2004