Sob - meaning Sober
Cow - meaning Coward
A Sober Coward "Sobcow" is someone who can only tell you how they really feel when they are intoxicated. When this person is sober, they become a complete coward and keep their feelings for you in until you've moved on and met someone better.
Cow - meaning Coward
A Sober Coward "Sobcow" is someone who can only tell you how they really feel when they are intoxicated. When this person is sober, they become a complete coward and keep their feelings for you in until you've moved on and met someone better.
person 1: "I had such a great time drinking with Gregg last night, he told me I was the greatest girl he had ever met and wanted to have a make out sesh later"
person 2: "Has he ever said anything like that before?"
person 1: "No...but he's kinda flirty on email, he only really opens up when he's had a few shots."
person 2: "girl, he's a total SOBCOW, get over him and go out with Dick!"
person 2: "Has he ever said anything like that before?"
person 1: "No...but he's kinda flirty on email, he only really opens up when he's had a few shots."
person 2: "girl, he's a total SOBCOW, get over him and go out with Dick!"
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by maddie maddie September 17, 2008
Get the sobkowiak mug.A human female who is overweight, borderline obese, who is completely devoid of femininity in anyway. Usually accompanies a weak male, or "soyboy". Can also be an extremely flamboyant homosexual male.
Resembles in appearance and sounds like Brian Stelter in a wig.
Typically liberal, usually with rainbow colored hair, always insufferable.
Celebrity examples: Rosie O'Donnell, Brian Stelter in a wig.
Resembles in appearance and sounds like Brian Stelter in a wig.
Typically liberal, usually with rainbow colored hair, always insufferable.
Celebrity examples: Rosie O'Donnell, Brian Stelter in a wig.
by TheMemedalorian June 21, 2021
Get the Soycow mug.One's sobcount represents the number of different people they have had sexual intercourse with. (oral sex does not count.) Asking someone their sobcount is a sneaky way to ask someone how many partners they have had, without it being too awkward. When sharing one's sobcount with others, one is not obliged to give details regarding who or when the numbers represent. It is purely a raw number.
Rob: so what's your sobcount these days?
Becca: 23
Rob: you fucking tramp!Joe: dude, what's your sobcount?
Paul: fourteen, you?
Joe: well i was trying to keep it in the single digits 'till sophomore year, but after that party friday night, i'm up to twelve.
Mary: You should totally get with Paul!
Suzy: Yeah, I mean, I am trying to raise my sobcount.
Becca: 23
Rob: you fucking tramp!Joe: dude, what's your sobcount?
Paul: fourteen, you?
Joe: well i was trying to keep it in the single digits 'till sophomore year, but after that party friday night, i'm up to twelve.
Mary: You should totally get with Paul!
Suzy: Yeah, I mean, I am trying to raise my sobcount.
by squeals October 19, 2008
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also: sobconsciously
also: sobconsciously
by Time Barrow December 9, 2008
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(noun); Someone who flees to the suburbs because they're too cowardly to stop once beautiful cities with great communities from going to shit.
Many baby boomers are Subcows.
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