Sobcow 

Sob - meaning Sober
Cow - meaning Coward

A Sober Coward "Sobcow" is someone who can only tell you how they really feel when they are intoxicated. When this person is sober, they become a complete coward and keep their feelings for you in until you've moved on and met someone better.

person 1: "I had such a great time drinking with Gregg last night, he told me I was the greatest girl he had ever met and wanted to have a make out sesh later"

person 2: "Has he ever said anything like that before?"

person 1: "No...but he's kinda flirty on email, he only really opens up when he's had a few shots."

person 2: "girl, he's a total SOBCOW, get over him and go out with Dick!"

Sobcow by TooCoolToBeFriendsWithYou September 30, 2008

sobkowiak 

a male who is extremely nice and very sexy.

"Look at that sobkowiak buying those flowers."

sobkowiak by maddie maddie September 17, 2008

Soycow 

A human female who is overweight, borderline obese, who is completely devoid of femininity in anyway. Usually accompanies a weak male, or "soyboy". Can also be an extremely flamboyant homosexual male.

Resembles in appearance and sounds like Brian Stelter in a wig.

Typically liberal, usually with rainbow colored hair, always insufferable.

Celebrity examples: Rosie O'Donnell, Brian Stelter in a wig.

"Did you see that shrieking soycow at the coffee shop?"

Soycow by TheMemedalorian June 21, 2021

sobcount 

One's sobcount represents the number of different people they have had sexual intercourse with. (oral sex does not count.) Asking someone their sobcount is a sneaky way to ask someone how many partners they have had, without it being too awkward. When sharing one's sobcount with others, one is not obliged to give details regarding who or when the numbers represent. It is purely a raw number.

Rob: so what's your sobcount these days?
Becca: 23
Rob: you fucking tramp!Joe: dude, what's your sobcount?

Paul: fourteen, you?
Joe: well i was trying to keep it in the single digits 'till sophomore year, but after that party friday night, i'm up to twelve.

Mary: You should totally get with Paul!
Suzy: Yeah, I mean, I am trying to raise my sobcount.

sobcount by squeals October 19, 2008

sobconscious 

The location from which tears come unexpectedly, unknowingly when watching an emotional movie or hearing a similar tale.

also: sobconsciously

1) I suddenly found my cheeks sodden with sobconscious tears while watching "Powder."

sobconscious by Time Barrow December 9, 2008

sobkowski

A fuckin polish hoe

You're such a Sobkowski

sobkowski by weebo231 May 27, 2017

Subcow 

(noun); Someone who flees to the suburbs because they're too cowardly to stop once beautiful cities with great communities from going to shit.

Many baby boomers are Subcows.

Subcow by brenvikbubr April 24, 2022