Soycow 

A human female who is overweight, borderline obese, who is completely devoid of femininity in anyway. Usually accompanies a weak male, or "soyboy". Can also be an extremely flamboyant homosexual male.

Resembles in appearance and sounds like Brian Stelter in a wig.

Typically liberal, usually with rainbow colored hair, always insufferable.

Celebrity examples: Rosie O'Donnell, Brian Stelter in a wig.

"Did you see that shrieking soycow at the coffee shop?"

Soycow by TheMemedalorian June 21, 2021

Sobcow 

Sob - meaning Sober
Cow - meaning Coward

A Sober Coward "Sobcow" is someone who can only tell you how they really feel when they are intoxicated. When this person is sober, they become a complete coward and keep their feelings for you in until you've moved on and met someone better.

person 1: "I had such a great time drinking with Gregg last night, he told me I was the greatest girl he had ever met and wanted to have a make out sesh later"

person 2: "Has he ever said anything like that before?"

person 1: "No...but he's kinda flirty on email, he only really opens up when he's had a few shots."

person 2: "girl, he's a total SOBCOW, get over him and go out with Dick!"

Sobcow by TooCoolToBeFriendsWithYou September 30, 2008

Skycow 

The transport helicopter used by the MEC and PLA forces in Battlefield 2. Slow, ponderous and easily shot down.

"I'm going to take the Skycow to the enemy base."

Skycow by Spammerman June 20, 2006