Soycow

A human female who is overweight, borderline obese, who is completely devoid of femininity in anyway. Usually accompanies a weak male, or "soyboy". Can also be an extremely flamboyant homosexual male.

Resembles in appearance and sounds like Brian Stelter in a wig.

Typically liberal, usually with rainbow colored hair, always insufferable.

Celebrity examples: Rosie O'Donnell, Brian Stelter in a wig.
"Did you see that shrieking soycow at the coffee shop?"
by TheMemedalorian June 21, 2021
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