Sob - meaning Sober
Cow - meaning Coward
A Sober Coward "Sobcow" is someone who can only tell you how they really feel when they are
intoxicated. When this person is sober, they become a
complete coward and keep their
feelings for you in until you've moved on and met someone better.
person 1: "I had such a
great time drinking with Gregg last night, he told me I was
the greatest girl he had ever met and wanted to have a
make out sesh later"
person 2: "Has he ever said anything like that before?"
person 1: "No...but he's kinda flirty on email, he only really opens up when he's had a few shots."
person 2: "girl, he's a total SOBCOW, get over him and go out with Dick!"