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sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl
-noun
: a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a jet powered wingsuit, plane, and stunt air bag.
Description:
The man is to jump from a plane, wearing a jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man
will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman
will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he
will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he
will insert his penis into her vagina. The woman
will then wrap her legs tightly around the man’s hips. This
will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate moment. The man
will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman
will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they
will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man
will then go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman
will let go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being preformed)
