Soaring-Eagle 

Soaring-Eagle <sawr-ing, ee-guh-l> verb, adjective.

Verb
1. To become so intoxicated by alcohol that one begins vomiting in senseless locations.
2. Driving one's own vehicle into a stationary object at high speeds while under the influence of alcohol.

Adjective
2. The state of such intoxication.

1. "Did you hear that he soaring-eagled his Mazda into that tree last weekend?" (As verb)

2. After a few drinks too many, he was so soaring-eagled that he threw up in a washing machine. (As adjective)

Soaring-Eagle by soaringeagle2013 January 7, 2013

soaring eagle 

soar ing ea gle
sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl

-noun

: a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a jet powered wingsuit, plane, and stunt air bag.

Description:
The man is to jump from a plane, wearing a jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he will insert his penis into her vagina. The woman will then wrap her legs tightly around the man’s hips. This will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate moment. The man will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man will then go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman will let go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being preformed)

Steve- "Did you hear what happened to Tom?"
Fred- "No."
Steve- "His girlfriend want to try the soaring eagle, and he broke his dick off."
Fred- "You can do that?"

soaring eagle by sdrawkcabssa December 6, 2010

Soaring eagle 

A sexual act in which a woman services three men at a time by spreading her arms out to replicate wings, giving two hand jobs while simultaneously giving the third man a blow job. Variations include the 5-man eagle, in which whilst performing the aforementioned task she also receives vaginal and anal penetration from two other men.

In popular culture: In A$AP Rocky's "Fuckin' Problems" featured artist Drake quotes "Drop down and get your eagle on"

"Did you see Becky last night? She was soaring high."

"I don't think I have the sexual capacity to perform the soaring eagle."

Soaring eagle by hoeslovethebasilisk April 11, 2013

Soaring Eagle 

When a girl is Spread Eagle on your bed with her ass in the air, you jump and dive your cock into her asshole

Yo, did you guys hear that I did Soaring Eagle with my girl. That hole was tight.

Soaring Eagle by KonarzewskiKiller.wiggle July 23, 2022

alaskin soaring eagle 

when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy

"Jennie why you so soar"? "oh me and greg tried the alaskin soaring eagle last night"

alaskin soaring eagle by Urbanbuddha August 2, 2012

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle 

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle by sraM December 4, 2012

Soaring Eagles

Soaring Eagles are a form of pills used by young adults. Typically they are found in more highly developed urban areas where the children have access to money, in order to pay the high prices for this "street drug". They are commonly mistaken for MDMA, as they make you feel like you are flying. They only difference is those who use Soaring Eagles are said to become highly patriotic and associate themselves with bald eagles, George Washington, or JFK. They will prance around reciting the constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

Stop and smell the roses. Watch for Soaring Eagles.

Soaring Eagles by Dr. Chim Ritchalds October 19, 2020