Soard
Soard by Anonymous765432156789347 August 26, 2013
Words you can keep
Dork Shard
My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
Dork Shard by jopazo June 18, 2009
Sardonicast
I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.
Sardonicast by SpencerNolanRice May 16, 2018
Sardick
Person A: Have you talked to sardick lately?
Person B: Yeah I heard he was chugging cock last saturday
Person B: Yeah I heard he was chugging cock last saturday
Sardick by mxntalhxper August 13, 2023
T-Shard
A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.
T-Shard by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007
Menearse la sardina
Describes the male’s act of masturbation. Widely used in Spain. As an adjective, can be used both in an abusive or friendly way.
Menearse la sardina by Garbanzo esnifado April 6, 2022
shard tard
"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
shard tard by krazzekiki June 26, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026