Snotcocked 

In order to be snotcocked one must be slapped in the face by a girl who has just given a hand job and had then sneezed into her hands and then proceeds to smack you across the face.

I can't believe that bitch just snotcocked me.

Snotcocked by Dave Riley May 2, 2005

snotlocker 

nose, according to david sedaris' father

just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!

snotlocker by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

snotlocker 

your nose.

he must have lost the combonation to his snotlocker because he is trying to pick it.

snotlocker by your mom September 3, 2003

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

snotrocket 

n. mass of mucuous expelled by force, either involuntarily through sneezing or by closing one nostril and exhaling nasally

"That Polock shot a snotrocket at my hi-tops, so I kicked his ass."
"My cold was so bad I was shooting snotrockets all over my car."

snotrocket by BrightApollo October 9, 2003

snoocked 

Fucked!
Stuffed!
Stole!

You SNOOCKED! my wife!

snoocked by Horny Bastard October 9, 2003

snotrocket 

To preform: hold one nostral closed and blow out of your other nostral hard enough to make the wad of mucus shoot out of your nose .

like the time Jamielee Cedar-Kelly shot a huge snotrocket in the middle of the mall parking lot. She got a little on her shoe, but she just brushed it off and wiped it on the guy standing next to her.

snotrocket by Jamie CK's lover May 28, 2010