snotlockered 

a word used to describe only the most righteously drunk or high

Dude he's so snotlockered he thinks he's a dog!

snotlockered by SlizzardSUCKS December 17, 2010

snotlocker 

nose, according to david sedaris' father

just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!

snotlocker by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

snotlocker 

your nose.

he must have lost the combonation to his snotlocker because he is trying to pick it.

snotlocker by your mom September 3, 2003

rusty snotlocker 

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).

that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down

rusty snotlocker by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011