lazy blackbeard

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move

That's one pirate we'll never forget

by Chupacabra June 15, 2003

shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

by chupacabra February 14, 2005

Dorkon

A complete idiot, one that is more of a dork.

That Lobster was such a total dorkon!

by Chupacabra November 23, 2003