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snotlocker 

nose, according to david sedaris' father
just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!
snotlocker by stendhalismo February 22, 2005
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snotlocker 

your nose.
he must have lost the combonation to his snotlocker because he is trying to pick it.
snotlocker by your mom September 3, 2003

rusty snotlocker 

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down

snowlicker 

A lesbian of color who only dates white women.
White Girl: Do you think I have a chance with Hillary? She’s hot af.
Asian Girl: Oh totally, she’s such a snowlicker.
snowlicker by ampeterson March 7, 2017

Shitlocker 

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
Shitlocker by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

Canadian pawjob snobsocker 

A pawjob (usually referencing to a foot job in the furry community) done with maple syrup in a IHOP or Denny's or any type of diner were maple syrup is available
Server: Hey, did you hear table 2b gave a Canadian pawjob snobsocker?

Server 2: oh hot,wish I could have seen

shitlocker 

Sexual term with reference to the anus.
She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
shitlocker by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006
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