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snoocked 

You SNOOCKED! my wife!
snoocked by Horny Bastard October 9, 2003
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To be completely speechless.
When i found out that Doris had a wooden leg i was completely snocked
snocked by Yiltan October 11, 2007
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Refers to an incident where a male punches a smaller, defenseless female in the face as in Snookie on the Jersey Shore show.
Dude, did you see how hard he snooked that girl?

Hey, Sally, I heard you got snooked the other night! Are you okay?
snooked by jaydawg3000 January 8, 2010
When a man has had enough of a female run'n her mouth then turns around calmly and hits her in the face to put her in her place.

Can also be used in the context of Snookied.

Reference: Jersey Shore episode when Snookie gets laid out.
Woman your going to get Snooked If you don't watch your mouth.

Bitch is gonna get Snookied if she don't watch herself.

I Snookied the hell out of that bitch.
Snooked by StraightDumpinonthem101 January 30, 2010
the act of getting fucked up by going to Snookies
Dude, last night i got snooked up.
snooked by missnikkigee October 20, 2009
she snooched me pencil
snooched by ThatHo April 23, 2020

Sknoocked 

Verb- it is a time you fall sleep when you fall alseep right away after being high or drunk.
Brian came home from the and sknoocked
Sknoocked by Danny_4969 August 15, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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